If you climb somewhere nobody has been, somewhere dust and grime and dirt have collected over the many years of non-use, your hands will collect this filth.
These are “Nowhere Land Hands.”
They are proof of a climb done well; they say to the world, “These hands went where few have been before”.
Wear them often, and wear them proudly.
P.S. Another name for them is “No Man’s Land Hands”, but sometimes that’s a little hard to say.